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Top Ten Good Things About Raising The Speed Limit
10. Yankee players have better chance of making it home before drugs kick in
9. If the speed limit hits 95, Anna Nicole Smith will try to marry it
8. People can rush home to not watch CBS
7. Will speed up O.J.'s search for the real killers
6. Divine Brown able to squeeze in 6 more customers a day
5. Increased airflow rapidly cools scalding McDonald's coffee on your lap
4. New York cabbies will get lost even faster
3. Cops forced to spend their time chasing real criminals instead of law
abiding talk show hosts
2. Sound of the wind passing through the grille is just like having free Yoko
Ono CD
1. High speed funeral processions
Letterman, Thursday, November 30, 1995
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